You: A Novel - Caroline Kepnes

When you find yourself thinking, God Joe, you are so right, collapsible table trays really are the saddest purchase next to C&C Music Factory's greatest hits CD. Or, yes Joe she just really doesn't understand that you did it all for her because you love her so much. Or, yes Joe I completely understand and agree with you saying that Prince is the greatest poet since e.e. Cummings. I just listened to Purple Rain 24 seconds and 3 days ago. Or yes Joe, Kindles, Dan Brown, Stephen King and "prequel" fans are going to ruin the book world (even if you secretly loved The Da Vinci Code despite the ridiculousness of it (But You did too Joe), read tons of Stephen King and own an ereader)


Thus is the power of Caroline Kepnes.