Reading Funk

I have been in a huge reading funk the last couple of weeks.  I have not been able to get into anything at all which makes me not even want to read.  That's almost sacrilegious for me to even say. But between textbooks and the rash of subpar books I've read lately, there has just been a whole lot of nothing happening. I really need something outstanding to get me back in the mood.  

 

Suggestions?